Look out — because we went Down Under to find the raw and rubbernecking talent of Andrew Weldon. Weldon is one of Australia's sharpest humorists; he has delighted, amused and even appalled readers and fans. He does it again with If You Weren't a Hedgehog . . . If I Weren't a Hemophiliac... LOL. What else can we say?* His cartoons have appeared in the Sydney Morning Herald, the Age, the Australian, the Bulletin, the Big Issue, Might, Good Weekend, GQ and on cards for the Ink Group. Andrew Weldon's strange, irreverent humor and worldview amuse both the young and the not-so-young. What quirky will get you: Weldon's collection of gag cartoons, I'm Sorry Little Man, I Thought You Were a Hand Puppet, was short-listed in '03 for the Australian Comedy Awards in the category of Outstanding Humorous Books. Andrew Weldon has also illustrated and written children's books, including The Kid with the Amazing Head and Clever Trevor's Stupendous Inventions.