Written for the 1.8 million students who will take the S.A.T. this year, this relatable study guide fuses the irreverent humor of The Onion with all the preparation prowess of The Official S.A.T. Study Guide. Every year, almost two million students take the S.A.T. exam, a test that will likely determine their college admissions, scholarship offers and, ultimately, what kind of cars they'll drive and how much money they'll make. To ensure that your child doesn't end up in a rusted-out Gremlin making less than $5.00 an hour, professional comedy writer and savant Charles Horn taps his talents to present an instructive test-taking tool that is as entertaining as it is educational. Using the same types of questions that appear on the actual exam, Horn rewrites his guide to make the questions timely, edgy and fun. Instead of boring, politically correct textbook material, students will be engaged by questions covering stuff they actually might care about, like teen issues, Hollywood and pop culture.